Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue…
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a...
Ounces of brain for sale
|A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon…
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Gun Barrel
A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets...
Sven and Olie
Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by...
If you love something …
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...