My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
Inseparable
We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire…
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie,each with the...
The Experiment…
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution.”You need to be...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
The De-Ranged Cowboy
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first...
High On a Plane
A business person once sat behind a small child on an airliner traveling from...
Why do Lawyers smell?
Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!
A very depressed man
|There’s a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays...