A killer butterfly!
|What’s pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!
Dare to Swim
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
Child of the 80′s (super long)
You might be a child of the 80′s if…… you have deep, personal relationships...
Two guys were discussing popular family trends…
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.Stu said, “I...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Low self-esteem
|A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to...
billy’s father is a lawyer
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Custer’s Last Thoughts
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General...
Eskimos Discussing Cold
There were these three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at...