Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...
A talking horse
A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a...
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
How To Catch A Polar Bear
How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her...
Bad News 5
This guy goes to the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the...