Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
Guide To Parenthood
The String And Octopus Guide To Parenthood by Colin BowlesPreparation for parenthood is not...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
The 10 Commandments in Ebonics
1. I be God. Don’ be dissin me. 2. Don’ be makin hood ornaments...
Evaluating employees
|RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: “Since my last report, this employee has...
Quick and clear
A son comes to his dad and says:- Dad, i gotta tell you something-...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
Blonde and her job interview…
A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer starts with...