The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...
How do we know that the Toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
How do we know that the “Toothbrush” was invented in West Virginia? – Had...
A good chess player
|A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing...
Bill of No Rights by Lewis W. Napper
Bill of No Rights by Lewis W. Napper We, the sensible of the United...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in…
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant...
How to be a Good Wife
How to be a Good WifeExcerpted from a 1950′s high school home economics textbookHave...
yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...