Two Irish friends
|Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window....
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
Your spinning me a yarn here!
|What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain...
A light meal!
|What makes a glow worm glow?A light meal!
She changed me
“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got...
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park…
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he’s there,...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
A rookie police officer was assigned…
A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced...
Computers are female
|The top six reasons computers must be female: 6. As soon as you have...
Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...