Business Mergers
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They’re going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
This day holds a lot of meaning for me…
This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day...
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
A little boy walks up to his father and says…
A little boy walks up to his father and says, “Dad, what does a...
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-pound…
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-poundbox of candy can make a...
Your mama so stupid
Your mamma’s so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
A tight travel budget
|All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy.MemorandumTo: All...