Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
A dangerous animal
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
Reasons For Being Stood Up
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Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
An economist’s speech
|The following is supposedly a true story.An economist was about to give a presentation...
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
ride it to hospital!
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Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...