How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
Leave It To The Kids
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Retire Aged Personell Early
Retire Aged Personell EarlyTO ALL MCCCD EMPLOYEESFROM GOVERNING BOREDDATE 22 APR 19861. As a...
The Honeymoon.
A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way...
Jesus has risen
Easter is approaching. Father O’Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic...
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye…
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from...
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking…
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across...
Taste It
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...