Hair spray
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the...
The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...
Typist
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...
Classified Funny Ads
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A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
Very Short Lists
Very Short Lists:1) List of Golf Courses that do not allow Doctors2) List of...
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
Man and wife at the zoo
It’s a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...