Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly…
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up....
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman…
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, “Can...
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned....
African roulette
A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat.They’d spent the day...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...