May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen…
Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nagat you, what...
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side…
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers...
Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
Bad temper problem
|Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.