Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...
Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
Harrassment
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
Arkansan Citizens Trip
ATTENTION :All citizens of Arkansas planning a trip to Washington, D.C. to visit Willy...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
Are You Really Sure?
|A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a...