Newlyweds
This couple just got married and was spending their honeymoon at a secluded campgrounds...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
Careful Now
Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin...
The Miracle Show…
An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching...
What is a macho man?
What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,’Was it...
Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
His And Hers ATMs
His And Hers ATMsHIS: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...