HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
Wife was mad at me
|Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to...
Victorias Secret…
TOP TEN THINGS MEN SHOULDN’T SAY OUT LOUD AT VICTORIA’S SECRET10. Does this come...
Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
A real bastard
A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are...
I’m at the wrong bank
|Letterman’s Top Ten Signs You’re Doing Business With The Wrong Bank10. When you make...
On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...