Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...
Grandpa’s Safe Sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old...
Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
The Big Shake-up!
A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This...
3 babies talking.
There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in...
Trust thy friend…
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his...
Insult Collection #10
Why don’t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I...