A new national anthem?
Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the...
Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
45 Cool Things To Do In A College Dorm Shower Stall
1. Enter the stall, shower for about 3 minutes, then scream really loudly, exclaiming,...
Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it...
Four anti road protesters?
|What has 8 legs and likes living in trees?Four anti road protesters?
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
Why do farts smell?
Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too.