Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
THE DOCTOR because he says “Take your clothes off.”THE DENTIST because he says “Open...
The Frenchman and the Italian…
The Frenchman and the Italian were in the woods hunting together when suddenly a...
One doc operated on a person for a hernia…
One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and...
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside…
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside: one said,”You won’t believe what I saw on...
Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....
Cheating Boyfriend
A blonde complained to her friend, “I can never trust my boyfriend. Why, he...
Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...