Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
The newly divorced woman…
The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house...
Purchasing a new bird
|After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became...
The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...
The Pepsi plane crash…
There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.It suddenly had a malfunction,...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
Wedding Toasts 1
Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.Marriage is a ceremony that turns...
What is the definition of an overbite?
What is the definition of an overbite?When you go down on a girl and...
Flying without a parachute
|A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As...