Frog on the head
A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his...
Blonde quickies 141-160
141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone...
Cajun Virgin
In the middle of his honeymoon, the young hillbilly bridegroom left his bride back...
The way to a heart of a man
The way to a man’s heart is through his feet(but you need a long...
Medium Smeduim!
For months, Mrs. Pitzel had been nagging her husband to go with her to...
The Missing Toupee!
The Missing Toupee!On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the...
Laws Of Work
The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10%...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
Cinderella
Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from...