Women’s instructions
|WOMEN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a...
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
A mouse organ!
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General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
What does a blonde say after sex?
What does a blonde say after sex? Thanks Guys.
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
The Preacher and the Taxi Driver.
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Things adults learn from their kids.
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Brezhnev at his speech
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Kilted Scotsman
THE KILTED SCOTSMANA kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off...