Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Xmas Like A Day At the Office
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?You do all the work...
Kneasels
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were...
A little corporate humor
A little corporate humor———————-I took some friends out to dinner last week, and I...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
Programmer And An Engineer
A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other…A Programmer and an...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?A canoe tips…..Sent by deadcatz