Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
M and M’s are too smart!
Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory?...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
The three stages of sex in marriage.
The tri stages of sex in marriage- 1.Tri-weekly 2.Try-weekly 3.Try-weakly
The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...
No Coffee Breaks
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to...
Scent makes you gamble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...