Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.
Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
If Wang made toasters…
If Wang made toasters…Marketing would never agree upon what customers really wantor need in...
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day…
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day. He told...
Redneck centerpeice
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
Rabbi Wizard
The Rabbi rose with a red face…”Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor...
Kids at the Wedding
|At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...