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Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
Rejection Letter Reject
Rejection Letter RejectEver wonder what to do when those rejection letters start pilingup? Well...
Squirrels
Two guys decide to go on a hunting trip. When there friend hears about...
African roulette
A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat.They’d spent the day...
What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...
You might be an ENGINEER if…
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How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
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Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading...
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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign for a...