Ladies Track
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Rabbits Ph.D. Thesis
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One day in the Garden of Eden…
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Request before death
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Gorilla Capture
As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
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A surgeon and an architect
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Not a good comparison!
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father who...
Cyclones!
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Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!