My Granny\’s Better!
Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther?...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
Four anti road protesters?
|What has 8 legs and likes living in trees?Four anti road protesters?
God vs Satan
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
Tons of Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just...
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
College Physics
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when...
Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...