Lenin’s silver ruble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat There was a little boy with a bad...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
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Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...
Kewl Job Application!
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How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
The Top 10 Signs You’re Flying On A Bad Airline
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The Road Runner
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
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A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into…
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas...