Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
Converting to metric
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A Mexican, a black, and a white guy…
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy are in a bar having a...
New Viruses
Should you receive a document with any of the following viruses, you must immediately...
Scent makes you gamble
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Some shorties…one rude :)
Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have any children? A: When his wife...
A man goes to his bank manager and says…
A man goes to his bank manager and says “I’d like to start a...
Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.