Merry…ied talk
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the...
Voodoo
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo...
Love to Death
A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
A sad mourner
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started...
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife…
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife wereshopping in an upscale...
Weight Control
Weight ControlHere’s the guide to calorie-burning activities and the number of calories perhour they...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...