OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
License Plate
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your...
Nice Parrot
There was a man who traveled all around the world. Every city he stopped...
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...
Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...
Poking in Church
A man who went to Church with his wife fell was always falling asleep...
Legion Camel #3
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
Question and answer
|An economist is a trained professional paid to guess wrong about the economy. An...