Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
My very first time!
The night was young, the moon was high,We were alone just she and I.Her...
The blank tape
Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next...
Quiz Show
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show, where you have...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
pillsbury dough boy
what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a...
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
Sleep Deprivation
In the sleepy city of Sherrill, N.Y., two unsuspecting adults have found themselves the...
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...