Marriage quotes 05
|The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
Worlds
25. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS – by O.J. Simpson 24. THE...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
Red fire fighter
|There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes...
Things Adults Learn From Kids:
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
Polish Fisherman’s Bag
A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He...
The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....