Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
Six stages of married life
Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6:...
Why does Clinton…
Why does Clinton were underwear? To keep his ankles warm!
A Rainbow of Devotion
A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Jew, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a...
Very Short Lists
Very Short Lists:1) List of Golf Courses that do not allow Doctors2) List of...
The Rabbi wants a raise.
There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby.The Rabbi went to the...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped...