Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...
Top ten things men would do if …
TOP TEN things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina...
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian….
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian. The lesbian requested a 15...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Tough guy eh?
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to...
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...