Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...
Who’s Fishing?
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her...
A young married woman…
A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend...
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
Green
Q: If you’ve got a green ball in your left hand, and a green...
Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus…
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses...
Clinton Q -n A’s!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?A: In order...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Boy Sees Elephant
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. So they...