Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...
A bus stops and two Italian men get on…
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...
Why David Killed Goliath
Do you know why David killed Goliath and then decapitated him? He wanted to...
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders…
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went...
Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...
In the Bathroom
If you’re an American when you’re out of the bathroom, what are you when...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
A strange kind of robbery
Jim had been out on the town with a dazzling blonde, and he was...