Dying Wives!
“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner,...
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor…
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)
Ten years on a deserted island
|A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Leader of the HMO
Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large...
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
Computer Ease!
Computer Ease! The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the...