Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
I’ve got good and bad
|I’ve got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough...
A little old lady walked into the bank…
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started...
Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
Tombstone epitaph II
Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
Doctor’s Notes 3
One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told...
Accountant and farmer
|A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and...