Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
Rejected Public Holidays
Top 12 Rejected Public Holidays12 Start of Christmas Season Day 11 False Labor Day...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Chinese Goer
A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for theevening....
What is a myth?
|What is a myth?A female moth!
New scientific theories II
New scientific theories3rd RunnerUp- Communist China is technologically underdevelopedbecause they have no alphabet. The...