Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Scooby Doobie Boobies!
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.He tells...
An elderly couple, living apart…
An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years. One day Elmer said...
Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...
Too Much Computer
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus...
elephant sex
Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if...
Rabbi’s anniversary present
A Jewish congregation in New York honors its Rabbi for 25 years of serviceby...
Movie Cliches
Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...