Changing Schools.
A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
How can you tell Doc?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting...
Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...
Impressing a Woman/Man
How To Impress a Woman:Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her Comfort her...
Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
Top 10 Halloween Things…
Top 10 Halloween Things That Sound Dirty…10. She’s a goblin!9. I’d like to get...
Dog Rules
Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is...