NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
I’ll Come Home When…
A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink....
Common With Computer
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don’t know...
Neil Armstrong True Story
When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one…
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and...
One Drink too many!
After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street…
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Oy, Abraham, I’m sorry to hear about that...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp