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Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious....
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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?How many can you...
A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...
An old woman came into her doctors office
An old woman came into her doctor’s office and confessed to an embarrassingproblem. “I...
The Wizard of Oz
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is...
Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...