The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...
Top 5 men in a woman’s life…
The Top 5 Men in a Woman’s life are:1. Doctor.2. Dentist3. Coal man.4. Decorator.5....
Corporate lingo list
|Here’s a little clarification of corporate lingo. COMPETITIVE SALARY:We remain competitive by paying less...
horse
This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
Consultation fees
|A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals...
Men advising women
|Advice From Men To Women…Never buy a ‘new’ brand of beer because ‘it was...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...