Useful work phrases
|USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you. You remind me of when I was young...
A Greek BBQ
How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek...
Blow
what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don’t have to beg...
A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
Blonde in a Circle
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front...
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...
A Blonde Kidnapper
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...