Heavenly Help
A terrible flood hit a small town, sending the rescue units out. It just...
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey…
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether...
exercise at the beach
|How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Two Scottish nuns go to America
Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...