Wedding Toasts 1
Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.Marriage is a ceremony that turns...
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
The hooker and her gramma.
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and...
Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
Monica & the Genie!
Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up...
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? -Every...
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!