Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...
Golfer Pays His Respects
A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for $200....
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game…
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until...
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
Hungry Rooster
A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a...
Day after Christmas.
It’s the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to...